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Stand-up comedians make fun of everything; stand-up philosophers make fun of nothing.

Scripted Improv.

Many a clandestine lobbyist has been exposed by the minor nature of a crack in a nuclear reactor.

Half-Lies.

Only by dint of extinction, can Dinosaurs afford to be cynical about the future.

Baying Pigs.

No way should iconic brilliance and achievement get in the way of becoming Ms America 20/20.

Amy Robach Goes Again.

Passionate indifference to the patronage of popular culture is the refuge of those blighted by questionable talent or lack of accountability.

Imposing The Fifth.

The intellectual paralysis of political correctness dithers between an obsessive fear of being offensive, and a compulsive desire to offend.

QED-OCD.

South-East Asia's suffragettes hunger to accentuate the sublimated awe of life's more compelling attributes.

Little Sisters.

Money has no value unless someone gets mugged.

Wall St.

The pleural of seismology leaves no stone less unturned than complacency.

Tectonic Certainty.

There is so very little a Bewilderbeest will fail to trip over.

Sure-Footed.

Not all of us can be as good looking as a Hollywood star, but at least we can smoke the cigarette, do the cancer, and die young.

Product Placement.

Empowerment may be wasted on the powerful, but ambition never settles for a sleeping dog.

Cathode Ray Confucian.

Taking the girl out of being a woman, favors austerity's beckoning finger over the immaterial magic of play-things.

Flat-Bed Fords & Harry Potter.

When truth and performance merge, evidence becomes the illusive aesthetic of a prevailing prejudice.

McCarthy's Bubble.

Artificial Intelligence has described Wilde-Confucian as a 'vertical' looking for a 'horizontal'.

Intellectual Snobbery.

A daughter's blind love for her father, sees what monsters of gossip can only ever fabricate.

Frailty's Blessing.

What color is Tuesday?

Dorian Gray.

Neuroscience believes in the figurative anatomy of impressionist art.

False Gods.

There are two types of relationship in life, one that augments the parties, the other that cancels them out.

Party Politique.

If Wrigleys made a car, they would call it a D-M Bubble-U.

Knowingly Gnawing.

The trouble with the Irish is, they don't have a word for Slainte!

Made in New York.

If you marry the glittering ear-rings

of populist isolationism, beware the

dog-ears of marginalization by which

your grandchildren will remember you.

-- Photographic Amnesia.

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A "Wilde-Confucian Mindfulness Exhibition" is available at the drop of a hat, and is designed to promote the healing practice of "Group Micro-Meditation" by providing crescendo contemplative opportunities in a tourism, recreational or Intellectual Theme Park setting.

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"Creative Mindfulness", as a therapeutically active brand of Art, promotes “Story-Telling” as the optional objective of a group meditative activity, occassionally involving *ghosts.

"The People's Princess of China by Anne Cestors" showcases the Wilde-Confucian Story-Telling process, and does in fact involve the participation of *ghosts who, on this occasion, were jockeying for roles in their own "WORD-MOVIE".

With an appointed numb-skull de plume at the disposal of this bunch of unruly *ghosts, the breath-taking People's Princess of China emerged to offer an insight into how Wilde-Confucian Story-Telling might respond to an interesting set of parameters, culled from contemplative consideration of an exhibit entitled “Sure-Footed”.

Through the medium of romantic comedy, Ellen Ternan's re-incarnation as the People's Princess of China was triggered by her WILDE-CONFUCIAN desire to "Un-Tell" the tragic story of how a young Chinese woman lost her will to live, when she discovered in the full glare of social media, that her husband of six months had married her to cover up the fact that he was a gay man.

Ellen's forbidden relationship with Charles Dickens spanned a decade and a half and her re-appearance as "The People's Princess of China" finally solves "The Mystery of Edmund Drood", providing English Literature with an earth-shattering insight it never had before.

"Wilde-Confucian Story-Telling" unlocks an abstract contemplative interaction between meaning and counter-meaning for the purpose of stimulating the positive synaptic synergies of emotional and psychological engagement with a creative objective.

Neuroscience is beginning to suspect that “Happy Brains Are Healthy Brains” and now we have supernatural endorsement for this hypothesis.

NBNB: *Ahead of exposure to the unruly entourage riding the coat-tails of "The People's Princess of China", please be cautiously informed that the politically correct term for "GHOST", is now "POST-TERRESTRIAL ENTITY".